Diets are Bananas

I have to come to a food resolution. In our society, everyone thinks they're an expert on loosing weight. We have the All Grapefruit Diet, the Cabbage Diet, the Atkins Diet, Weight Watchers, Jenny Craig, The Daniel Fast, Low carb High Protein, Gluten-Free, blahblahblah. And yet, we're all still chubby. I have tried a variety of different methods to cutting the pounds, including some sketchy pills that may have been legal meth. However, I am still not waifish and fragile looking like a Victoria Secret Model in Barbados.

What's the resolution? Screw diets. Simply stated, I am going to find healthy foods I like to eat. You know what health food I don't like? Bananas. I HATE bananas. I don't like the taste or the texture, but for years I have tried to eat bananas because they're suppose to be healthy for you. Yeah, that's awesome except I find them totally disgusting. There are many healthy food items out there. I just have to find ones that are 100% for me.