Let Them Eat Cake.

Between worrying about my future and cleaning up after sticky children, I have been given the great honor of being the MOH (Maid of Honor) for my best friend's wedding. Yesterday we had a cake testing with a very popular (and outrageously expensive) bakery. Fun fact: Cake testings are free.

My favorite was the gooey chocolate fudgy delight with raspberry filling. I was willing to bathe in the whipped goodness between the layers of cake. However, wedding cake is not going to help me fit into the bridesmaid's dress hanging in my closet. At this point there's too much filling for me to wear the stupid thing.

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Must Do, Should Do, Can't Do

By nature, I'm a bit flighty. Hence, the necessity of a list. When I was in school, a list held my weeks together. I wrote everything down on a big, yellow notepad. There is nothing more satisfying than crossing things off on a list.

The List

[ ] Join the Peace Crops. I think this would be most beneficial in creating a more well-rounded and responsible me. Furthermore, I want to travel.

[ ] Unpack all things from the garage from college. This would not only be a personal victory, but would please the parents.

[ ] Lose 20 lbs. This has been a struggle since I hit puberty in sixth grade. Am I beautiful just the way I am? Duh. Would I be 10x hotter with less jelly? Most definitely.

[  ] Finish half marathon. I signed up last night. Business goes down the first of May. I am currently up to four miles on the treadmill. Uew-Rah.

[  ] Start substitute teaching. This has been a battle for around a month. Paperwork is a tool of the Devil. Until all the paperwork is processed, I don't step foot in a classroom.

[  ] Purchase a kitten. I am hopelessly allergic, but they're just so darn cute.

[  ] Pull my life together. How do I accomplish this...?


Not too shabby. Let's see how this pans out.